You’re not going to like this one bit: you’ve been lied about the health benefits of coffee!
1. Caffeine is an alkaloid that the coffee plant uses to kill bugs, which eat its’ seeds.
The coffee plant also uses caffeine in the coffee pods to kill surrounding plants, so the coffee plant can attain more sunlight and grow larger. Caffeine is a pesticide, which causes genetic termination in living cells that come into contact with it.
I’m gonna need links to the actual research here. Daily mail articles aren’t science.
Also, the urge to poo is the result of a synthetic fight or flight response, not poison. You poop to get lighter if you need to run, hence “scaring the s**t out of someone.” It’s just the effect of caffeine on the nervous system– to wake it up.
Vomiting is your bodies response to poison. Unless it’s been processed through the kidneys. Which should make you thirsty as an attempt to flush them. Unless you can’t hold it down of course.
Is decaf coffee ok then?
You are fake news!!
Just reading over a nice hot coffee. Hmm? Think I’ll have another….maybe one more whilst researching the basis of this information and past research papers…oh go on then, one more!